Warning

Dear Fellow Curly-Haired Office Mate,

Your previously mid-back length curly hair was a marvel. You'd walk around the office, sashaying up and down the halls, swinging your hair in our faces, forcing us to comment on the beauty of your curls. You know how difficult it is to achieve the perfectly defined curl. You know how many products are necessary to make your hair look somewhere in the acceptable range between baby sheep and noodles in a blender. So when you rustle your hand through my hair at the lunch table, you must know that I want to ELBOW YOU IN THE GUT, TACKLE YOU TO THE GROUND, AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

Please don't ever do that again.

Thanks,
Me