February 10, 2010

Hate myself

Things I've eaten in the four hours I've been home from work today:
  • stir-fried green beans and rice
  • a pickled eggplant
  • a dill pickle
  • chips and salsa
  • a red apple
  • bbq chips
  • a peanut butter sandwich
So, either I'm pregnant or a new parasite has decided to put down roots in my body. Either way, I think I'm going to draw a smiley face on my belly and ask people to 'say hello to my little friend' when they walk by.