- My sister eating the last piece of chocolate from Lebanon I had dibs on.
- My mom giving my sister permission to eat the last piece of chocolate from Lebanon I had dibs on.
- This Vodafone customer service representative who wants to a) know absolutely nothing about her job and b) try to school me on things she knows nothing about.
- My coworkers trying to tell me that vegetarianism is the work of the Devil.
- My cat throwing up on every surface she puts her dainty little paws on.
Also, if you'd like to send me snacks, e-mail me at thingsonmymindgrapes at gmail dot com for my mailing address.