Me: I spent six hours watching the Kardashians last night.
Aunt: Why? What do you like about them?
Me: It was more of a sociological study of how people who have done nothing in their life can get so rich and famous.
Aunt: Why are they even famous?
Me: One of them had a sex tape, and then...
Aunt: Do you know how many people have sex tapes?!
Me: DO YOU?!