February 3, 2010

Employment: A Visual Representation

So, work has been pretty slow lately. Slow in the kind of way where there IS actual work to be done...I just don't feel like doing it. This wasn't always the case though. I was a busy little bee when I first came to this office - always one step ahead, finishing work before people had a chance to walk out of my office. I quickly realized that the faster I finished my work, the more people would assign to me - so I've devised a little strategy called NOT DOING ANYTHING to get me through my days. And rather than comb through these reports on Yemen, I'll upload these fancy little graphs Little One made for me last night.

Show's I've been known to watch at this job:
  • Modern Family
  • Community
  • Glee
  • Scrubs
  • American Idol
Productivity level since I started this job:



How I spend my days at this job:



Wait, what? A new episode of How I Met Your Mother's out? Peace out Girl Scouts.

*Note: If you are my actual employer, please don't fire me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

no jersey shore?

thingsonmymindgrapes said...

Pax, How could I have forgotten?! Good call. Have you seen Jersey Shore? Some quality entertainment right there.

Anonymous said...

wow sry late response, yeah the show has become an instant classic!

check out what i've done to the cast:

http://paxmachina.tumblr.com/post/386300537