October 12, 2009

Things I did over the past three days instead of working on the thing I needed to work on

  • Throw up. Twice
  • Nap, watch TV, repeat.
  • Stick my footses in Little One's pocket and shout, "Check your pocket!"
  • Yell at the new guard for ringing the intercom three times while I was napping
  • Yell at the driver for ringing the intercom, thinking he was the guard
  • Curse the freezer for not spilling over with chocolate ice cream
It really is a wonder I manage to put my socks on and make it out the door every morning. And that Little One hasn't smothered me in my sleep.

2 comments:

Forsoothsayer said...

even YOU are doing foot torture! u must be getting better.

thingsonmymindgrapes said...

I even contemplated blogging about the socks I'm wearing today! Your indoctrination has worked, my friend. Bird thing is still a huge issue though.