*While doing homework...
Little One: EW! Don't breathe through your butt!
Me: Who?
Little One: Sea cucumbers!
(Was 'who' really the best pronoun I could come up with?)
*Later...
Little One: Gross. Sometimes crabs live in the butt lungs.
We're pretty charming in person, but by this conversation, you'd never guess she's skipped a grade and I have a Master's degree. It's true, though. I swear. We have references.
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eh?
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