January 25, 2009

Things I Heard at Work Today

1. Boss: Does your car play mp3s?
Me: Nope, I think I got the budget version.
Boss: Yeah, you did.

2. Boss: Do you want to go to Assiut?
Me: Sure, what's the project?
Boss: I don't know.

3. Boss: Can you write up an "journalistic" article about Thursday's meeting for our website?
Me: Uh, I guess...we didn't really talk about anything though.
Boss: Make it at least a page.

Must learn to keep headphones in and eyes forward at all times.

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