June 9, 2009

Things you wish you talked to your friends about

Below is a list of topics discussed with some of my besties over gross chocolate cake last night:
  • fish in alexandria (we should have it)
  • american politics (we're sick of talking about it)
  • bathing suits and wandering eyes (we don't like the combination)
  • mexican food (we thought we were going to have it today)
  • okay books turned into bad movies where little girls are subjected to the advances of nasty old men (we don't like this combination either)
  • stool samples (I should produce (?) one to check if I have the typhoid parasite or not)
We're an eclectic bunch. If you're lucky, maybe we'll talk to YOU about molestation and poop the next time you see us out!

1 comment:

Forsoothsayer said...

if i'm there, probably. hmm. it seemed like a much better conversation in my head. the stool sample bit was good tho. GO TO THE DOCTOR!