October 10, 2008

With Friends Like This...

My (perfectly legitimate) phobias (birds and the things connected to your ankles) have been the subject of much discussion and ridicule among my family and friends. One such friend has literally profited from my two biggest fears by documenting them in her weekly column at the Croc. Mosey on over and have a read. She likes comments too, so comment away!

Forsoothsayer needs to get out more

6 comments:

Mo-ha-med said...

Were you aware that giant birds also have feet?

(yes, I know. Pointless. I just couldn't resist.)

(a tad more) seriously though: how bad of a podophobe are you? Is a beach-going experience, for instance, particularly traumatic?

thingsonmymindgrapes said...

Are YOU aware that some birds have WEBBED things?!

And my Podophobia is quite bad. Like, goosebump-inducing, having to look away bad. Anything involving revealing shoes (or no shoes - imagine!) is pretty traumatic.

Mo-ha-med said...

Oh, yeah, the webbed things. Well, biology has never been my forte.

Well, good luck then. If I may formulate a suggestion - you should consider moving to a location so cold that no one would ever wear flip-flops or sandals. :)

Forsoothsayer said...

she means webbed feet...she can't write those four letters. they comprise a serious horror.
other faqs:
yes, she wears flip flops and sandals but only rarely and if u look at them she freaks.
no vomits or rashes occur.

Mo-ha-med said...

Right. The new F- word, then...

thingsonmymindgrapes said...

And ten times worse.