And...Scene

Internet, the search is over. I've found the one. Behold:


- Horizontal Stripes: CHECK
- Height: CHECK (the photo is deceiving, but trust me)
- Ability to carry heavy things: CHECK

And wait! It gets better!



-SQUINTY EYES!

Must find a way to make it onto the set of One Tree Hill, even if it means changing my name to something ridiculous like Trapp or Button or KreditKard, and pay someone ridiculous amounts of money to turn me into an horrible actress. It'll be worth it. I'm sure.